Alright well, now I'm 2 days behind here. Full transparency here, I thought this would be a little easier.
So two days ago was my wife's birthday and what does that mean? Yeah, you guessed it, cake! Come on, what is a birthday without some cake? It's the perfect food for the occasion. It's sugar, the cake part, sugar, frosting, and sugar. So, with all that sugar you know it's going to put a smile on your face for sure. Nothing says joy like some cake. Again it's the thing that helps you stand that crazy coworker when you have cake in the break room. Maybe break rooms should just be filled with donuts, cake, and pizza. Maybe we would get along with all of our coworkers a little better. Of course, we would all probably be extremely overweight and have diabetes. Now, my wife loves cookie cake. I have to say it's one of the most complete cakes around. It's a cake, but also a cookie. Yeah, it probably qualifies more as a cookie, but they call it cake, so it's in this post. Plus, it's a giant cookie and who doesn't love that? Have you ever tried to make a giant cookie? It never comes out right, but these cookie cakes do. You don't like cake, but you like cookies? Well, perfect, this is just for you. A close second to all of this would be The Great Wall of Chocolate at P.F. Changs. Yeah, I said it. I know it's a chain restaurant for all you hipsters out there, but there's no denying its greatness. It's a huge piece of chocolate cake. I'd put it up against that "beautiful" piece of chocolate cake Trump served to the President of China. It's the best.
I'd be remiss if I didn't talk about wedding cake. Did you know it was originally called "bridal pie"? That's kinda funny. You can find that fact and some others about wedding cake here. The wedding cake is probably a big reason most of us go to weddings anyway. When you go to a wedding and people are trying to decide when to leave the reception, what is the usual response? I'd be willing to bet, "how about after they cut the cake". Nobody is trying to miss out on some wedding cake. It, like all other cakes, contains a healthy amount of sugar. Which if you remember is pure joy. And what is a wedding, but pure joy? And what helps the reception be bearable after you have to wait forever for the bride and groom to arrive other than cake. On a personal level, our cake was fantastic. I did have only one bite at the reception which my wife makes fun of me about. But, a year later, as tradition stipulates, we ate the wedding topper and it was amazing. I mean it's kinda weird to eat year old cake, but it was so great. So, my advice to you if you get married, is to make sure you wrap that cake up really, really, really well so you can have it the next year. You won't be disappointed. Now, let them eat cake! (Which is not actually what we think it means, but for the purpose of this post I want you to literally eat some cake.)
P.S. To all you hipsters who eat gluten free cake, give me a break. Eat some real cake, you weirdos.